Wooo!!

I haven’t written the date yet. Must do so.
2005 May 5

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5/5/2005
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5/5 ’05
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5/5/05
… yeah!!

Re: dating and getting better — Does that mean we should have several dramatic breakups and re-starts so that we can get good, or does dating a over time make you better at it as well (in addition to dating over many people)?

Sorry if that’s disjointed. The Pug brain is a little disjointed at present too.

Clearly we need to break up a few times, hon.
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I hate you! I hateee you! You’ve done nothing but make me a better person! Get out of my life!

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Will you ever forgive me for those awful things I said? I just want to go back to how we were 30 seconds ago.

(“They say that breakin’ up is hard to do and now I know, I know that it’s true! Don’t say that this is the end. Instead of breakin’ up I wish that we were makin’ up again!” — Neil Sedaka’s “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”)

Hehe, I’m terrible.

*LAUGHS*

Yes. Yes, you are. And it’s funny.

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I made you guys break up??? WOW!! NOW can I have you, J.C.??? PLEASE? You really turn me on and I’ve always had this thing for you and…well, I just can’t deny my feelings anymore. If you don’t love me, I’ll just DIE!!

Well, now I’m just hurt, Jen. So, Odette, you look to be wanting a rebound, and apparently I am now, too. Whaddya say?

Aww…I have PLENTY of room in my life for two guys, so NO ONE but Odette is on the rebound… Odette, KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY MEN!!

Hey, you’re dumped, I’m dumped – we don’t need to have anything more in common than that, do we?

Aw, come on, Jen. Share the wealth!

No way, Odette! They are mine , so keep your hands off! I know how to keep a guy – the RIGHT way.

Jen forgets that I’m good at picking locks. And I don’t share well!

Well, that works out well – I’m not as demanding as Jen is.

So yeah…wanna check out the movies tonight? I know you’re not going anywhere.

(I am soooo dead.)

Well, I think Kingdom of Heaven is coming out this weekend…

(I’m soooo dead, too!)

Yeah, I think the Kingdom of Heavan is where we’d be going all right.

Kingdom of Heaven, nothing. Hell in a handbastket is more like it.

Yes!! Odette is an evil, EVIL person. Stealing my boy. *mutters* Keep your dirty monogamous paws off of MY men.

Wait a minute, now! Your men??? You stole Pug before I expressed any interst in ‘Ranth. And just because he dumped me doesn’t mean I don’t want him back. *pouts* And might I add that Pug hasn’t expressed any interest in you either! Trying to snatch my boy!

(Sorry…”ColdAmaranth,” while cool (ouch) and while clever, is a bit long.)

(Hell in a handbasket sounds exceedingly apt, Genie. Thanks. 😉   )

That’s fine, I use this handle only because I dig anagrams. You should hear people trying to say it in Xbox Live games…

So, Odette, pick you up at 6?

(putting nails in my own coffin now…)

Six sounds great. Here, want a hammer to help with those nails?

*innocently* Why, ColdAmaranth, whatever are you talking about coffins for? No body = no conviction. You don’t think I’d be THAT sloppy, now do you? =0) Besides, why would I want to hurt one of the men I’m still using. =0P

Using? Using? I swear, I’ll treat you much better than that. See you at six.

*grabs the popcorn* XD

Sorry Jen, I’ll hold a candle at your services — I’ve had feelers out for, oh, 6 hours or so now and well… I’ve found myself a new woman. She’s mature and very strong. Kate Mulgrew is her name.

So have any of you actually gotten better at anything by doing this all day??

I’m making progress towards my “Make Snarky Comments” merit badge. However, Elf does have a valid point. I therefore move that we ignore it.
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