Vulcan’s Peak

Mad libs… a toy for all ages.

October 4, 2008 1:04 am

Amusingly, Carmen and I seem to be mutually breaking up.  I’m not sure who has the better blackmail, but I totally trump in the memorabilia category.

Dear Carmen:

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about your passionate interest in mice.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

5 Responses to “Mad libs… a toy for all ages.”

Crunch wrote a comment on October 4, 2008

I’m guessing that makes Carmen Mal, and she sat on Pug.

Courtney wrote a comment on October 5, 2008

Wow. I’m really…confused. But the Mad Lib is funny (and odd).

Carmen wrote a comment on October 10, 2008

I must have crawled all over the North Pole looking for Santa… but no Workshop.

The ear though, that’s pretty sweet. Ears make great trophies. You can thread them onto some string and hang them from your belt.

Courtney wrote a comment on October 22, 2008

Did you change the layout of your site, or am I just used to reading it off of Google Reader?

Odette wrote a comment on October 22, 2008

No, you’re right. Pug updated the version of WordPress sometime last spring and I messed with the template a little over the summer. Not that I’ve been using the site much lately…

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