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Mad libs… a toy for all ages.

October 4, 2008 1:04 am

Amusingly, Carmen and I seem to be mutually breaking up.  I’m not sure who has the better blackmail, but I totally trump in the memorabilia category.

Dear Carmen:

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about your passionate interest in mice.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Odette

3.14

March 14, 2007 8:04 am

Happy Pi Day, folks!

I am full of stories that I will tell as soon as I stop scrambling to catch up from mostly ignoring school over spring break!

Think that’s in the dictionary?

February 3, 2007 5:49 pm

This was funny.


Odette  [noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever.

‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

There needs to be a story about this.

Which reminds me! Liz, I saw The Ghost and Mrs. Muir last week, which was good fun! Thanks for the recommendation.

I need input

September 11, 2006 10:22 pm

If someone described a society as “Stone Age bourgeois,” what would you picture?

Work of the devil

August 19, 2006 12:35 pm

Something about this strikes me as inherently funny. And yes, it’s real.

An Amazon recommendation.

Time wasters

August 4, 2006 5:53 pm

Now you too can be Jackson Pollok! At least online. (Everyone’s ambition, I know.)

The cross-breed zoo. I know I’ve seen the duckigator picture before, but not the rest. They’re all amusing, though I’m especially fascinated by the gryphon, cardifox, and bunny-bird.

I’ve been going back and re-tagging some old entries, especially ones that (a) were “Uncategorized,” (b) needed my new “D&D” tag, or (c) needed my slightly less new “Mmm, London!” tag. Which took me to this entry, at which point I started feeling a little bit guilty because the site I made with foreign study stories was (a) never finished and (b) no longer online because of that little graduation thing. So it now has more blathering added to the end and a link to my pictures, which are not on Flickr, but are on Kodak’s “EasyShare Gallery,” through which I ordered all the gazillion prints that went into my scrapbooks. Mother had discovered that before I discovered Flickr.

And if you were curious like Tae…

Show me more… »

For the E

July 28, 2006 11:02 pm

I think your new theme song for your troll experience should be Blink 182’s “What’s My Age Again?” – casting your troll as the singer, of course. (I believe it’s on Consus if you don’t know it.) It just keeps going through my head and it seems appropriate! Other suggestions, gang?

Have you got the twit blocked yet?

Esoteric holidays, continued

March 25, 2006 1:04 am

Thanks to Carmen’s comment on my last post, I declare this to be a day of feasting and celebration! Hurrah for Rangers and Hobbits for Sauron has fallen!!!

Slipping into fangirl mode…

November 9, 2005 9:06 pm

Thanks to Tae for distracting us all…heeheehee!

1. Post a list of your 10 favorite fandoms.
2. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each fandom
3. When guessed bold the line and write a sentence about why you like that character

1. LotR – Samwise & Galadriel
(bonus points if you get them both)
Aww, Sam. Where would we be without the trusty sidekick?

2. original series Star Trek – Spock

3. Enterprise – Malcolm Reid
(not sure any of you but Pug stuck with this one, but give it a shot)

4. Firefly/Serenity – Wash
(big pughug for getting Firefly to me!)
A close call, all told, but his adoration of Zoe reminds me of something. Must have read about it somewhere, I guess…

5. Harry Potter – Hermione

6. The Phantom of the Opera – the Phantom

7. Star Wars – Leia
This started at a point when the female lead of any show was automatically my favorite character (a bit weird, neh?), but later realized it was justified! Love it when things actually work out that way.

8. The Princess Bride – Miracle Max

9. Camelot/King Arthur – Merlin
(in general, no specific version)

10. The Enchanted Forest Chronicles – Kazul, King of the Dragons
(I know that nearly all of you have read these because nearly all of you borrowed them from me! So I expect you to put up a good guess.)

Now…to see if my favorite characters are as obvious as my favorite movies!

Gateway to what?

November 8, 2005 7:43 am

At this point, you’ve probably all see the Florida quarter. It looks like this, right?

This might be more appropriate.